Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
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beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
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Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
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