Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
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I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
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I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
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