that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
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Oh Jesus.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
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