come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
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I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
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He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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