I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
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Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
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