Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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