just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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