I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
She's the barista slut.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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