The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
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