Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
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