Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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