i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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