I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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