Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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