I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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