The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
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dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
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My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
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