if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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