i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Randomize
