he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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