can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Randomize
