he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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