My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
the raccoons are back...
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