super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
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hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
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So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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