So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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