I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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