She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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