I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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