she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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