We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
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How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
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Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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