Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
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Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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