I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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