Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
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