So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
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You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
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So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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