She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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