I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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