Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
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spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
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The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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