You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
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I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
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I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize