I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
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