wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
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I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
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I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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