she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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