Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
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What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
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Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
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