I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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