But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
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There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
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Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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