If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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