I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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