they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
birth control should be required to get into college
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Randomize
