She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
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