At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
The power of my boobs compel you
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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