i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
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either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
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The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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