Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
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Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
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When are your genitals available?
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
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