i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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