So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
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know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
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What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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