I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.