Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
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Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
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How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
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