Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
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I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
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We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I just forgot I was standing up.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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